A great state fair idea so you can sell 5/8ths of a slice of pizza for ten bucks.
thatlonghairedguy
Its not pizza. Whatever the fuck that unholy mass is, is *NOT* fucking pizza.
That said gimme an actual bread knife and a fork and lets talk.
For real though that carving apparatus *sucks*
kindabacchus
I crave this more than I crave men
No-Blueberry-1823
Wow, they ruined both pizza and shawarma with one go
ZombieFruitNinja
GUILTY! Dispose of this vileness before it spreads.
FavoriteFoodCarrots
I’ll take “Drunk Food” for 600, Alex.
Unanonymous553
Are we sure this isn’t r/lasagnacrimes?
Kyauphie
What **is** *that*?!
Lucky-Package3065
Winner!
ramanw150
Why do I both hate and love this
FirstoffIdonthaveshe
Nope. I reject the initial labelling. I soundly reject calling this pizza schwarma. This is obviously lasagna and not even remotely tied to pizza what are we doing here people
AkariBocchi
Its a crime yes but only because that knife doesnt have any sharp, get a better one and you are safe
Hornsdowngunsup
This dude is from mars! Get the fuck out of our planet
PTBooks
I will go to mat to defend hot sauce on pizza but not like this. Not like this, bro…
cainhurstboy
I swear it kinda looks like chicken is in there
polarityofmarriage
This just made me unnecessarily angry watching them cut that monstrosity.
TurdMcDirk
I just punched my phone screen and threw it across the room in a fit of rage.
Correct_Boss4216
im not even hate it but this is batshit unique its a war crime
Nintendocub
I don’t understand everyone saying this looks good, this is going to basicallly just be lukewarm to cold mush.
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Horror!
good old pile of pizza
Fuck this is a hard one. I know it’s a crime but I still want to eat it.
Death penalty, but I’ll need access to the evidence closet
Reminds me of this guy.
I would smash this harder than when Loki got yoinked by Hulk.
I definitely wouldnt take a bribe to find the defendant innocent. Not at all.
Pizza shawarma? no. Lasagne shawarma tho…
Some of yall don’t deserve to have money.
Those are Totinos on a spinning rack. What the actual heck.
Guilty as charged
https://preview.redd.it/72z8j0dqwtdg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535b785ba8349d581a328fca08ea7bcbedf0a01b
A great state fair idea so you can sell 5/8ths of a slice of pizza for ten bucks.
Its not pizza. Whatever the fuck that unholy mass is, is *NOT* fucking pizza.
That said gimme an actual bread knife and a fork and lets talk.
For real though that carving apparatus *sucks*
I crave this more than I crave men
Wow, they ruined both pizza and shawarma with one go
GUILTY! Dispose of this vileness before it spreads.
I’ll take “Drunk Food” for 600, Alex.
Are we sure this isn’t r/lasagnacrimes?
What **is** *that*?!
Winner!
Why do I both hate and love this
Nope. I reject the initial labelling. I soundly reject calling this pizza schwarma. This is obviously lasagna and not even remotely tied to pizza what are we doing here people
Its a crime yes but only because that knife doesnt have any sharp, get a better one and you are safe
This dude is from mars! Get the fuck out of our planet
I will go to mat to defend hot sauce on pizza but not like this. Not like this, bro…
I swear it kinda looks like chicken is in there
This just made me unnecessarily angry watching them cut that monstrosity.
I just punched my phone screen and threw it across the room in a fit of rage.
im not even hate it but this is batshit unique its a war crime
I don’t understand everyone saying this looks good, this is going to basicallly just be lukewarm to cold mush.
Not pizza. Mistrial. WOULD SMASH!
https://preview.redd.it/uic8gbfjcudg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1765e4faf5f4853b8c61b0ba5f9a72fc8d213df4